👉Comedy Show + Library Children's Programming Returns & More This Week

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Good morning, Boerne. This is The Boerne Life, the newsletter that now’s there’s no way around a Monday… only through it! 😀

In today’s email, we have:

• Comedy Night at Nelson City Dance Hall 🎤

• Library Children’s Programming Resumes 📚

• What to Do in Boerne This Week 🗓️

• Boerne Behind the Scenes: A Special Zoning Meeting 🏗️

And more. Okay, let’s dive in!

— Chris

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COMEDY NIGHT AT NELSON CITY DANCE HALL 🤣

Stand-Up Comedy Meets Game Night Fun Wednesday

Here’s something to do this week that’s a little different than what you’re used to seeing around town. If you love a good laugh and a little friendly competition, Comedy Game Night is the perfect midweek outing! This unique event combines stand-up comedy with fun games, prizes, and more.

📍 Where: Nelson City Dance Hall, 825 FM 289, Boerne, TX (next to Popo’s)
📅 When: Wednesday, January 15
🕗 Time: Doors open at 7 PM; Show starts at 8 PM
💵 Cost: $20

Grab your tickets now and prepare for a night full of laughter and memories.

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BOERNE LIBRARY CHILDREN’S PROGRAMMING RESUMES

Stories, Smiles, and Fun for All Ages

After a holiday hiatus, the Patrick Heath Public Library’s beloved children’s programs are back this week! From baby Storytime to reading with therapy dogs, there’s something for every young learner.

📅 A Few Highlights This Week:

• Rhyme and Shine Baby Storytime: Tuesday at 9:30 AM

• Paws for Reading: Read with a therapy dog, Tuesdays at 3:30 PM

• Little Listeners Storytime (Ages 2–4): Wednesday at 10:30 AM

For the full schedule and more details, visit our Boerne Library Page.

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SNEAK PEAK AT THIS WEEK👀

Here’s What’s Going On Around Town

Looking for more ways to make the most of your week? Check out our weekly guide for a full list of activities and events happening around town. From live music to outdoor adventures, there’s something for everyone!

For more of what’s going on, click the button and see this week’s guide. 👇

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BOERNE BEHIND THE SCENES

Special Planning and Zoning Meeting Tonight

There’s a special zoning and planning meeting happening tonight, focusing on the Kernaghan Addition Replat, which seems to be tied to the highly anticipated St. Peter the Apostle Catholic School project. This new school will be a two-story, 44,000-square-foot facility serving PreK–8th grade, expected to open in September 2025. 🏫

Learn more, including how to attend or watch online, below.

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LOCAL BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT: LUNG FUNG CHINESE RESTAURANT

Last week, we ate a whole lot of food at Lung Fung Chinese Buffet. Fun fact, this was the first restaurant we ate at when we moved to Boerne years ago. Check out the video of our visit below 👇

The Boerne Bonus

• StretchLab Free Demos All Week*
  StretchLab Boerne is offering free assisted stretch demos all week! Today, they’re kicking things off at noon at the Boerne Chamber of Commerce. Reserve your spot here.

• Guadalupe River State Park Closed This Week
  Heads up! The park will be closed Monday through Friday this week for wildlife management practices. If you’re planning an outdoor adventure, check back this weekend when it reopens.

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WEATHER FORECAST 

Cold, but not TOO cold. We’ll take it!

Monday: High: 53º | Low: 32º | 10% chance of precipitation

Tuesday: High: 54º | Low: 41º | 10% chance of precipitation

Burn Ban: On

Water Restrictions: Stage 2

MARK YOUR CALENDAR

Here are a few upcoming events you won’t want to miss!

January 25: Handmade on Main 5th Anniversary Party & Customer Appreciation

February 15: Empty Bowls Hill Country Annual Event

February 20: Boost Boerne Business Networking Event Sponsored by The Boerne Life

Thanks!

Thanks for reading The Boerne Life today. Hope you have a great start to your week!

Until next time,

— Chris

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